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10 Worst Jokes Of All Time

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There are literally millions upon millions of jokes in the world; comedians make a living through telling jokes; friends and relationships are won and lost through good and bad jokes; companies such as us are created purely with the mission to make people laugh.

For every hilarious joke there are exactly 748 terrible ones (there is one of them now) but the question is what are the top ten worst jokes of all time? We think we have found them:10. My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy..so I got drunk.

9. Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

8. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

7. I can handle pain until it hurts.

6. I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

5. What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!

4. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

3. What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.

2. My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he's only got his shelf to blame.

And for the worst joke ever.........OK, not much suspense as you have already seen it at the top of the article. Who's stupid idea was that?

1. Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!

The thing with jokes is even the best joke in the world told by the wrong person can be disastrous, and sometimes the most awful joke told by the most handsome stranger in bar can end up with you getting laid. The point is whether a joke is good or bad, they all have there place. What's your worst joke?

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