Breakfast. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Eggsplorer. It's 12 minute mission: to become perfectly hard boiled with a firm inside and a crispy outside, to sit humorously on a kitchen table, to treat the palate to something pleasing, to boldly go where many eggs have gone before but never in such a fun way!
If you were reading those lines in Shatner's voice, we recommend that you stop reading right now and buy this fun kitchen gift. It's clear that it needs to be yours.
For those of you who still need some convincing, let's examine why the Eggsplorer novelty eggcup holder is such an ideal gift for UFO fans.
First--eggs are the absolute best breakfast food that the universe has to offer. It's been proven by satellite images of things that we can't tell you about because they are classified; however, we promise you that those things are all being safely kept at Area 51 and they do indeed confirm the egg-cellence of eggs.
Two--a hard-boiled egg can be a pain in the ass to eat. Because it wobbles everywhere due to its shape and gravity or something like that. Maybe it's centrifugal force. It's something scientific.
Three--the Eggsplorer novelty eggcup holder keeps eggs still and in the perfect upright position for easy dining. Assuming they are hard boiled. This fun kitchen food should not be used with raw eggs. Unless you want a huge mess to clean up. We're not judging.
Four--the Eggsplorer novelty eggcup holder looks like a UFO. This is random and quite hilarious. People enjoy laughter, and will enjoy laughing at this egg holder.
Five--the Eggsplorer novelty eggcup holder is actually really practical and well made even though it's a fun kitchen gift. Its materials are white ceramic, and it has sturdy little feet that let it rest on the table. It's perfectly sized at 88.8 millimetres in diameter by 35.7 centimetres in height, and it comes in a cute retro box.
The truth is out there--UFOs may not be real, but the Eggsplorer novelty eggcup holder most certainly is, and it most certainly will be the best gift for UFO fans due to all of the highly scientific reasons outlined above!
Now, you're ready to order, right? Add this fun kitchen gift to your cart now.
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