Hey, your name isn't Hugh Jass is it?
We didn't think so. But we found his prescription here. It was written by Dr. H Feelgood, and it's advising him to take one bottle by mouth until he's intoxicated. Apparently, it has unlimited refills, but it does expire Monday morning.
That time is just around the corner, and it would be a shame for this prescription to go to waste. Why don't you take it and give it as novelty drinking gifts for any occasion?
The Prescription Bottle Opener is a quirky bottle opener that will have any beer drinker chuckling. One of our favourite inexpensive funny gift ideas, this bottle opener is cleverly designed to look just like a pill bottle. Every detail of a bottle of medicine is recreated in its design, right down to the texture along the top that's meant to resemble those annoying childproof caps!
Measuring 2.5 inches by 2 inches in size, the Prescription Bottle Opener may look like a pill bottle, but it's truly what the doctor ordered for opening a beer. While the pill bottle portion of these novelty drinking gifts is made out of plastic, the spot that you use to lift a beer bottle cap is constructed out of heavy duty metal. As a result, this bottle opener isn't just one of our funny gift ideas; it's a very high quality bar accessory that anyone would be fortunate to own!
A quirky bottle opener as funny as the Prescription Bottle Opener shouldn't be left to languish in a drawer. That's why these novelty drinking gifts have suction cups integrated into their designs. When not in use, the bottle opener can be stuck right onto the side of the fridge, so that everyone can admire its humourous design. The suction cup also helps to ensure that this quirky bottle opener is always within easy reach when it comes time to crack open a beer!
Whether you're looking for a stocking stuffer for the winter holidays, a Secret Santa gift, a get well soon gift or a present for a dad, a grad or a college student, the Prescription Bottle Opener is the perfect remedy for not knowing what to buy! Order one of these novelty drinking gifts today.
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