Beer. How do we love thee? Let us count the ways.
One. You taste amazing. You are what heaven would taste like if you licked it, we're pretty sure.
Two. You give us the courage to do bold, new things, like take off our shirts, climb on top of the table and declare ourselves the new overlords of the living room.
Three. You help cushion the blow when our favourite team is losing. We can drown our sorrows in you. You're always there for us.
There is only one problem with you, Beer. You are so hard to get into.
Yeah, your bubbles are precious and need to be protected, but your caps are ridiculous. They're sharp and pointy. They hurt our teeth. They can't be opened with the power of the Force no matter how hard we try.
That's why we're glad we finally found the perfect way to open you--the Red Cup Bottle Opener.
The Red Cup Bottle Opener is a beer bottle opener inspired by the official cup for beer lovers, the red plastic one, of course. When you want to fill up a cup to take a sip, you can just reach for one of these drink gifts and get the job done.
Measuring 2 inches by 2 inches by 2.5 inches in size, this drink gifts idea is small enough to fit in your pocket to take with you to a party. People will notice you pulling it out to open the bottle, so you're sure to strike up conversation. These funny bottle openers get the job done every time. Their bottoms have an opening that's just the right size for beer caps. Metal prongs capture those pointy caps and render them useless, lifting them away.
At home, this beer bottle opener can be kept within easy reach at all times. The beer lovers gift has a suction cup attached to it, so it can be stuck onto the fridge, the home of all of those bottles of tasty beer. The suction cup attaches to any hard, smooth surface, making it possible to stick it onto the counter top or table top by the red plastic cups as well.
The Red Cup Bottle Opener is a great stocking stuffer for anyone who loves drink gifts. You can give it as a Secret Santa present to coworkers, and it's a great choice of birthday gift ideas for men. Delight Dad with one on Father's Day or give your best drinking buddy one for the winter holidays. These funny bottle openers are inexpensive, so you can buy one for everyone.
And don't forget to buy an opener for yourself! You need to be able to get past those caps, too.
We can only deliver to mainland UK at this time. Please do not order outside of the United Kingdom.
Flat Ship Delivery £3.95 per order:
We like to keep things simple for our customers and that's why we offer a set £3.95 flat shipping rate per order. Standard delivery takes 7-10 working days. Please see delivery details page for more information.
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