Meet Vlad the Impaler! No, no, don't be afraid. He's not a vampire. In fact, it's not blood that gets him excited at all. What makes him stand at full attention is a great bottle of wine. Vlad isn't picky. He'll take a Chardonnay, a Bordeaux or a Pinot in Noir or Grigio form. Whatever you fancy, he's sure to fancy it, too, and will gladly let you put that bottle right in his you know where! That's because the Vlad the Impaler Metal Wine Holder is a naughty bottle holder for wines of all kinds.
The Vlad the Impaler Metal Wine Holder is a funny kitchen gift that is perfect for wine lovers who love a bit of racy humour. Constructed out of sturdy metal, this cheeky gift for her or for couples is designed to hold a standard 750-milliliter bottle of wine. The base of the bottle rests within a circular cut-out at the back of the naughty bottle holder.
A sturdy flat piece of metal connects the back of the wine holder with the front of the stand where Vlad is waiting with his hands on his hips. A cut-out in a very strategic location lets you impale Vlad with the neck of the bottle. The placement of the male silhouette makes it seem as if this metal man is proudly showing off the ample size of his...um...cork.
Measuring 10 inches by 5.2 inches by 5 inches in size, the Vlad the Impaler Metal Wine Holder is perfectly proportioned to keep wine bottle safe and stable. The ingenious part of this unusual wine holder is that it keeps the bottle at an ideal angle to ensure that the cork stays moist until it's time to open it and enjoy. As a result, there's less of a risk of the cork crumbling or breaking when it's time to open the wine. When you give this naughty bottle holder as a gift, you'll be giving them something that is as functional as it is funny.
Don't make a boner and forget to bring along a hostess gift to the dinner party. Bring along this cheeky gift for her and get everyone talking. You can also delight wine lovers with this kitchen gift for a variety of other occasions. You'd be hard pressed to find a more stimulating way to display and store wine! Order the Vlad the Impaler Metal Wine Holder now.
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